• Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup
  • angryblackman:

    "How are your grades?"

    "What are you majoring in?"

    "Have you got a girlfriend?"

    "What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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    acidic-child:

    cyberdepressed:

    HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

    Oh. My. God.

    Il y a des jours, des mois, des années interminables où il ne se passe presque rien. Il y a des minutes et des secondes qui contiennent tout un monde.
    ― (via captainfortminable)

    underhuntressmoon:

    jemmasimmns:

    one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

    "The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

  • me at 7AM: tired
  • me at 12PM: tired
  • me at 3PM: tired
  • me at 7PM: tired
  • me at 10PM: tired
  • me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM